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Frank Gallagher quotes that prove he’s the best at being the worst - The ‘Shameless’ patriarch doesn’t mince his words. Frank Gallagher is known for being (arguably?) TV’s worst father, a hopeless alcoholic, troublemaker, and overall horrible human being. Witty and spirited, he’s just one of those character we love to hate. To celebrate William H. Macy, the brilliant actor who makes Frank possible, here are some of Frank’s funniest quotes on ‘Shameless.’
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On school - “School is for losers. I’m teaching you everything you need to know.”
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On parties - “They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. What’s the point?”
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On alcoholism
- Doctor: “In my whole career, I’ve never seen such a such a spectacular display of alcoholism.”
Frank: “Thank you.”
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On being - “I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be it.”
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On living together - “I can make sure that we do our drugs and beat each other up indoors—just like the rest of you folks.”
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On community - “Nobody's saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden... some people say God avoids this place altogether. But it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.”
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On everyday life - “Every day is an opportunity you don’t get back, so don’t blow it working.”
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On death and God - “That’s all you got? That’s it? I’m still here, you f**ker!”
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On God - “I believe in a force that thinks it’s greater than myself.”
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On going home - “I'm not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I'm just not welcome there.”
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On America - “This country was founded by murdering thieves who stole land from the Indians and then genocided them.”
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On gentrification - “You bougie, overeducated, limousine liberal jerks who descended from on high and bought up all our s**t.”
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On gentrification again - “They move in, they take over. They kick the homeless out of the park, as if they don't have a God-given right to sleep there. We are dinosaurs, my friend. And a big, fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of Earth. And that comet is a Starbucks.”
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On female sexuality - “A woman's sexuality is as fluid as the Mississippi.”
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On the LGBT community - “I could’ve risen high in the ranks of any of the many fields dominated by gays: Entertainment, politics, broadcasting, tennis...”
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On income inequality - “Eventually, it’s just going to be the rich and the f***ed.”
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On Canada - “The whole country is a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickens**t cowards who didn’t have the balls to fight the vietcong and preserve our way of life.”
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On telling the truth - “I’m a truth teller. But you’re too weak to hear the truth.”
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On bullying - “Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience.”
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On beliefs - “Don’t be corrupting my son with your interracial, bisexual funny business.”
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On same-sex partnership
- “My domestic partner… is a clean and sober, hard working citizen of this country.
I think he deserves the same rights as a woman who would abandon her children.”
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On entertainment - “Human misery—you can't get enough of it! Willing a bloke to chuck himself to his death so that you can have a bit of fucking ‘entertainment!’ Serves you right if he lands on your heads..."
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On his wife leaving - “‘Where’s your Mama gone, where’s your Mama gone.’ Used to sing that to the kids when Monica f**ked off. Never a dry eye in the house.”
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On morality - “We have a moral duty to rip this a**hole off.”
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On identity theft
- Frank: “Hi. I'm retiring. I'd like to start receiving my social security benefits.”
Clerk: “I'm sorry, Mr. Wessels, it says here you're already collecting your benefit.”
Frank: “What? How can that be? Are you suggesting someone has stolen my identity, committing fraud?”
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On immigration - “Until America can distinguish between good brown people and bad brown people, it's my goal to get you into America.”
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On mending a broken heart
- Ian: “Where the hell have you been?”
Frank: “Smoked up all my meth, got over your mother, and now I'm a new man.”
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On conceiving his children - “All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.”
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On drinking - “Set 'em up, bar keep. My liver's been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.”
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On casual sex - “Nobody wants to f**k Mary Poppins.”
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On being alive - “We should clarify something, because for me personally, part of feeling alive is being alive!”
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On what he can offer - “I can't offer you much. But what I can do is be your chauffeur and the limousine ride to the pearly gates.”
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Frank Gallagher quotes that prove he’s the best at being the worst - The ‘Shameless’ patriarch doesn’t mince his words. Frank Gallagher is known for being (arguably?) TV’s worst father, a hopeless alcoholic, troublemaker, and overall horrible human being. Witty and spirited, he’s just one of those character we love to hate. To celebrate William H. Macy, the brilliant actor who makes Frank possible, here are some of Frank’s funniest quotes on ‘Shameless.’
© Getty Images
0 / 33 Fotos
On school - “School is for losers. I’m teaching you everything you need to know.”
© Bruno Press
1 / 33 Fotos
On parties - “They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. What’s the point?”
© Getty Images
2 / 33 Fotos
On alcoholism
- Doctor: “In my whole career, I’ve never seen such a such a spectacular display of alcoholism.”
Frank: “Thank you.”
© Getty Images
3 / 33 Fotos
On being - “I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be it.”
© Getty Images
4 / 33 Fotos
On living together - “I can make sure that we do our drugs and beat each other up indoors—just like the rest of you folks.”
© Getty Images
5 / 33 Fotos
On community - “Nobody's saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden... some people say God avoids this place altogether. But it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.”
© Getty Images
6 / 33 Fotos
On everyday life - “Every day is an opportunity you don’t get back, so don’t blow it working.”
© Getty Images
7 / 33 Fotos
On death and God - “That’s all you got? That’s it? I’m still here, you f**ker!”
© Getty Images
8 / 33 Fotos
On God - “I believe in a force that thinks it’s greater than myself.”
© Getty Images
9 / 33 Fotos
On going home - “I'm not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I'm just not welcome there.”
© Getty Images
10 / 33 Fotos
On America - “This country was founded by murdering thieves who stole land from the Indians and then genocided them.”
© Getty Images
11 / 33 Fotos
On gentrification - “You bougie, overeducated, limousine liberal jerks who descended from on high and bought up all our s**t.”
© Getty Images
12 / 33 Fotos
On gentrification again - “They move in, they take over. They kick the homeless out of the park, as if they don't have a God-given right to sleep there. We are dinosaurs, my friend. And a big, fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of Earth. And that comet is a Starbucks.”
© Getty Images
13 / 33 Fotos
On female sexuality - “A woman's sexuality is as fluid as the Mississippi.”
© Getty Images
14 / 33 Fotos
On the LGBT community - “I could’ve risen high in the ranks of any of the many fields dominated by gays: Entertainment, politics, broadcasting, tennis...”
© Getty Images
15 / 33 Fotos
On income inequality - “Eventually, it’s just going to be the rich and the f***ed.”
© Getty Images
16 / 33 Fotos
On Canada - “The whole country is a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickens**t cowards who didn’t have the balls to fight the vietcong and preserve our way of life.”
© Getty Images
17 / 33 Fotos
On telling the truth - “I’m a truth teller. But you’re too weak to hear the truth.”
© Getty Images
18 / 33 Fotos
On bullying - “Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience.”
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19 / 33 Fotos
On beliefs - “Don’t be corrupting my son with your interracial, bisexual funny business.”
© Getty Images
20 / 33 Fotos
On same-sex partnership
- “My domestic partner… is a clean and sober, hard working citizen of this country.
I think he deserves the same rights as a woman who would abandon her children.”
© Getty Images
21 / 33 Fotos
On entertainment - “Human misery—you can't get enough of it! Willing a bloke to chuck himself to his death so that you can have a bit of fucking ‘entertainment!’ Serves you right if he lands on your heads..."
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22 / 33 Fotos
On his wife leaving - “‘Where’s your Mama gone, where’s your Mama gone.’ Used to sing that to the kids when Monica f**ked off. Never a dry eye in the house.”
© Getty Images
23 / 33 Fotos
On morality - “We have a moral duty to rip this a**hole off.”
© Getty Images
24 / 33 Fotos
On identity theft
- Frank: “Hi. I'm retiring. I'd like to start receiving my social security benefits.”
Clerk: “I'm sorry, Mr. Wessels, it says here you're already collecting your benefit.”
Frank: “What? How can that be? Are you suggesting someone has stolen my identity, committing fraud?”
© Getty Images
25 / 33 Fotos
On immigration - “Until America can distinguish between good brown people and bad brown people, it's my goal to get you into America.”
© Getty Images
26 / 33 Fotos
On mending a broken heart
- Ian: “Where the hell have you been?”
Frank: “Smoked up all my meth, got over your mother, and now I'm a new man.”
© Getty Images
27 / 33 Fotos
On conceiving his children - “All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.”
© Getty Images
28 / 33 Fotos
On drinking - “Set 'em up, bar keep. My liver's been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.”
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29 / 33 Fotos
On casual sex - “Nobody wants to f**k Mary Poppins.”
© Getty Images
30 / 33 Fotos
On being alive - “We should clarify something, because for me personally, part of feeling alive is being alive!”
© Getty Images
31 / 33 Fotos
On what he can offer - “I can't offer you much. But what I can do is be your chauffeur and the limousine ride to the pearly gates.”
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32 / 33 Fotos
Frank Gallagher quotes that prove he’s the best at being the worst
The 'Shameless' protagonist never disappoints
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The ‘Shameless’ patriarch doesn’t mince his words. Frank Gallagher is known for being (arguably?) TV’s worst father, a hopeless alcoholic, troublemaker, and overall horrible human being. Witty and spirited, he’s just one of those character we love to hate. To celebrate William H. Macy, the brilliant actor who makes Frank possible, here are some of Frank’s funniest quotes on ‘Shameless.’
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