Hysterical headlines: the most outrageous shenanigans in every state - Believe it or not, there are people doing insanely weird things in states other than Florida. There are bizarre events happening across the United States at all times, and the local and national news publications often give us the scoop in the most hilarious ways possible. From duels to the death over sandwiches to arrests for "aggressive" floor mopping, here are the most ridiculous news headlines from every US state.

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Alabama - "Carnival Worker Arrested After Butt-Dialing His Friend While Having 'Sex with His Dog' and Recording the Act" -Daily Mail

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Alaska - "Alaska Man with Eyeball Tattoo Pleads Guilty to Attempted Murder, Says 'Beautiful Face' Led to Crime" -National Post

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Arizona - "Arizona Man Arrested After Shooting at the Moon, High on Marijuana" -Daily Mail

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Arkansas - "Arkansas Woman Steals $144 of Eye Makeup, Wear It All At Same Time" -Jezebel

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California - "Woman Gives Birth, Fights off Bees, Starts Wildfire in Northern California" -LA Times

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Colorado - "Aspen Man Hires Stuffed Owl as His Defense Attorney" -Huffington Post

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Connecticut - "Man Arrested for 'Aggressively Mopping Floor'" -The Independent

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Delaware - "Cops: Man, 22, Threw Semen on Walmart Shopper" -The Smoking Gun

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Florida - "Orlando Gun Range Allows Customers to Shoot at Each Other" -WKMG-TV

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Georgia - "Georgia Man Accidentally Texts Probation Officer to Ask for Weed" -CNET

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Hawaii - "Invasive, Acid-Spraying Ants in Hawaii Are Deforming Native Seabird Chicks" -Smithsonian Mag

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Idaho - "Robber Wears Underwear on Head During Idaho Burglary" -Times-News

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Illinois - "Woman Missing Since She Got Lost" -Chicago Sun-Times

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Indiana - "Give the Dog a Bone? Man Wakes up to Find Pet Has Eaten His Toes" -Huffington Post

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Iowa - "Iowa Man Arrested After Fight with Brother Over PB&J Sandwiches" -Omaha World-Herald

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Kansas - "Audreanna Phelps Finds God’s Name in Vein on Her Leg" -Huffington Post

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Kentucky - "Local Child Wins Gun from Fundraiser" -Blog Spot

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Louisiana - "Drunk Dad Sleeps While Boy, 8, Drives: Police" -Fox News

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Maine - "Man Gripes to Police That Prostitute Still Owes Him 10 Minutes" -Mandatory

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Maryland - "Cops: Man Broke into Home to Lick the Remote Control" -Pakistan Today

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Massachusetts - "Woman Allegedly Assaults Sandwich Maker over ‘Too Many Pickles’" -FOX 31 Denver

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Michigan - "Man Coming Through Window Says He Was Warning Neighbor About Prowler" -Mandatory

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Minnesota - "Minnesota Thieves Steal $70,000 Worth of Bull Semen" -Huffington Post

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Mississippi - "Missippi’s [sic] literacy program shows improvement" -Huffington Post 

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Missouri - "High School Student Arrested for Allegedly Changing Teen’s Name to ‘Masturbate’ in Yearbook" -Huffington Post

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Montana - "Man Wearing Bigfoot Suit Killed on Montana Highway While Trying To Scare Drivers" -Slate Magazine

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Nebraska - "Dumbest Stoners Ever Call Police over Stolen Marijuana Pipes... and Authorities Find Their In-House Grow Operation" -Daily Mail

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Nevada - "Moviegoer Shoots Self in the Butt During ‘Bourne Legacy’ at Theater" -New York Daily News

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New Hampshire - "Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Giant Banana" -TIME

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New Jersey - "New Jersey Man Vomits Up 14 Bags of Heroin in Front of Police" -Complex

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New Mexico - "Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney" -Mandatory

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New York - "Cops: Mom's Stripping Disrupts NY School Assembly" -WTXL-TV

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North Carolina - "17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree" -Mandatory

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North Dakota - "Six High School Baseball Players Suspended for Performing Alleged Sex Act on Team Bus with McChicken Sandwich and Gatorade Bottle" -Daily Mail

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Ohio - "Ohio Man Arrested for Having Sex with Inflatable Raft for Third Time in Three Years" -New York Daily News

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Oklahoma - "Oklahoma Man Gets 30 Years in Prison for Fatal 'Atomic Wedgie'" -Reuters

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Oregon - "Lion Tries to Eat Zebra-Striped Toddler at Oregon Zoo" -Huffington Post

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Pennsylvania - "Teasing over Vaginal Flatulence on School Bus Leads to Groin Attack" -Huffington Post

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Rhode Island - "RI Cops Probed For Making Teens Do Pushups As Punishment" -AOL

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South Carolina - "Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Listening to The Eagles" -Gawker

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South Dakota - "Breastfeeding Bandit Sneaks into Home and Suckles Stranger’s Baby" -Online Nigeria

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Tennessee - "Man Arrested for Drunkenly Attempting to Have Sex with an Atm - and a Picnic Table" -Daily Mail

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Texas - "Drinking Game Leaves Man Nude, on Fire" -WTAJ-TV

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Utah - "Man Determined to Get Arrested, Gets Arrested" -Mandatory

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Vermont - "Public Steps Up, Helps Vermont Cops Identify Notorious Washing Machine Urinator" -The Smoking Gun

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Virginia - "Porn Star Sues over Rear-End Collision" -Reddit

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Washington - "Woman Stabs Classmate in Anger-Management Class" -Seattle Times

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West Virginia - "Frat Boy Sues for Injuries Caused by Rocket Shot from Anus" -Huffington Post

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Wisconsin - "Wis. Man Got Shot — Intentionally — in 'Phenomenally Stupid' Attempt to Win Back Ex-Girlfriend" -CBS News

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Wyoming - "The State of Wyoming Has 2 Escalators" -The Atlantic

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